Truths......

APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE, CLEVER OBSERVATION; A GENERAL TRUTH OR ADAGE

> 1. The nicest thing about the future is it always starts tomorrow.
>
> 2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense
> at all.
>
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
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5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep shit.
>
> 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark
> to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
>
> 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
> people a company can operate without.
>
> 8. Why is it that, at class reunions, you feel younger than everyone else
> looks?
>
> 9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
>
> 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who anxiously awaits his
> 16th birthday.
>
> 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
>
>12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4AM:
> It could be a right number.
>
> 13. No one ever says 'It's only a game' when their team's winning.
>
> 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
>
> 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like
> it.
>
> 16. The trouble with bucket seats is not everybody has the same size
> bucket.
>
> 17. Do you realize in about 40 years we'll have millions of old ladies
> running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
>
> 18. Money can't buy happiness - but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in
> a Mercedes than in a Kia.
>
>19. After 70 if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably
> dead.

shared by Terrry Mosser.....good stuff!!!